I had thought the device was bricked, but it turns out that it wasn't recognizing the device when it was plugged in to a USB hub. When I plugged it in directly to my computer, I was able to mount it.
I followed the instructions and downloaded the bin you attached above to the device. As soon as it finishes copying the file, it unmounts, and the orange light starts blinking rapidly. When I dis/reconnect it, it's back to the same state as before, nothing.