Oh, that's just lovely. The marketing materials or product selector tool could do with pointing out that only specific K2x lines run crystal-less. Looks like I'm haywiring a crystal.
So, I can get USB crystal-less operation on a Kinetis that I can only use when I already have room for a crystal since the chip itself takes up a huge chunk of board area. However, the pin constrained, small form factor package requires a crystal for USB.
That's kinda bass-ackwards.
Anyway, sorry for the rant and thanks for tolerating the n00b. Also, thanks for the answer. Again.